I'm pretty sure my desire to tweet is waning...sad as that may be to admit for this once Twitter addict, it's true.

I've rarely thought about Twitter over the last week and have only tweeted when someone responds to an Instagram picture I post or the couple of times I wanted to share a discount code to my Etsy sponsor (speaking of which - info to come tomorrow on my April Etsy sponsor!!). Other than that, there's been little desire to tweet. I'm starting to think I might actually QUIT Twitter. I know - crazy talk. We'll see what happens at the end of this week. I might just continue to stay in the background like I have for the past couple of weeks. I like it better this way.

There's a lot less non tweets this time around than last week!

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+And this is why there is a hide or delete friend option on Facebook. (link) #sorryimnotsorry #ithinkmykidscute

 

+Yes, random guy, I hate 5 o'clock traffic too but I also really hate awkward elevator small talk.

+I'm proud to say I'm halfway through Mad Men Season 5 - right in time for this weekend's Season 6 premiere!
 

+I love the nights when Ronnie doesn't have homework/studying and we get to hang out as a family. Best times ever.

 

+If you sell on Craigslist do you meet up with the buyer or have them come to your house? Just curious. We do both.

+Doing laundry and just overheard Ronnie talking to V about gay marriage. The talk ended with an enthusiastic "Equal rights for all!" #love

+It's when I start jamming to an Earth, Wind and Fire song that I realize I must be a 50 year old woman on the inside.

+I don't want to be a full time SAHM - I just want to work part time, Mondays and Fridays off. Easy, right? #notsomuch
 

+I just realized we never took V for an Easter Bunny picture and now it's too late. Only her 2nd Easter and I already suck at it. 

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I hope y'all had a Happy Easter!

 And Happy April! I can't believe how fast this year is already flying by.

What I Would've Tweeted

Even though I am seriously missing Twitter, I must admit that not tweeting has freed up a lot of my time. I'm not saying I like it though. I still have a crazy urge to tweet (it's an addiction.) so I just saved my random thoughts to my phone with plans to copy this idea from (one of my now IRL friends) Elizabeth, who posted her would-be tweets when she completely quit Twitter last year. I'm not nearly as strong as her though and can't see myself ever completely quitting Twitter. I don't miss the random cattiness, show spoilers and the play by play tweets of every conference/game/show, etc., but I do really miss the good chats, the funnies and of course, having something to do when work is slow :)

 

So let's get to it! Here are my "tweets" from the past few days:

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+I don't blame any of these ladies for being "fast" (to use a word from that time) - who could ever say no to Don Draper?! #madmen #hottie

 

+Couple next door has started their weekend pool parties. This is great news for the parents of the toddler who wakes up easily from naps.

 

+Also see: jealous. I want my own pool, dammit! I would be the world's crispiest tan lady if I did. #oneday

 

+Violet took like 8 steps in a row tonight and I totally screamed my head off and probably scared her. AAAGH!! :)

 

+Keeping cable another month I guess because the lady at Time Warner totally suckered me in to it. #whoops

 

+Truly truly thankful that I found @ronniecorycash and that he actually likes me back :)

 

+I'll be complaining about how stupid hot it is this summer but right now I'm seriously grateful for sandals in March.

+I've decided - V is trying to kill me. Or at least give me gray hair. Her sleeping is beyond shitty lately. She better get a new tooth out of this.

+Ronnie just made me spend $20 in ingredients for some "fat bread" he's making. And now I want to smack him in his fat head. #jk #kinda

 

+V and I are spending Sunday shopping and it's currently sunny and 58. More of this, Texas!!

 

+It's when I find crusty, dirty clothing that I remember why I don't do a lot of thrift store shopping. #gross #ididntneedtoeatlunchanyway

 

+V had never seen Yo Gabba Gabba so I put it on for her tonight - now she's obsessed and I'm incredibly annoyed. Big mistake. Huge.

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Looking over these, I just wanna say to those who follow me on Twitter: Thank you.

 

How do y'all even put up with me? I'M BORING! SO boring. And SO bitchy. Enjoy your break from me ;)

 

For now, I'm still using Instagram - can't stop an obsessed mama from taking pictures of her kid!

 

Or of herself, apparently :)

 

 

Flat ironed hair + Free Starbucks make for a good Monday. Have a good one!!

 

(And if you hadn't noticed, I'm seriously addicted to my C&C bar necklace - go ahead and treat yo self!)