It's pretty common for pregnant women to have odd dreams. I was one of them. Problem is, mine haven't stopped since having V! And nooo, I am not currently pregnant. Not that there's anything wrong with getting knocked up again so quickly but I might just check myself into a mental institution if that were the case for me. But anywho, weird shit. Maybe it's my lack of sleep lately (thank you, hyper babe who thinks staying up til 1 am is fun) but my dreams keep getting weirder.
Take 3 nights ago - Please don't hate me, Brittany. I dreamed that she called me and was freaking out, sobbing, and told me she was pregnant with #2. She was saying stuff like I'm not ready for this, what am I gonna do?! And you know what I did? I laughed hysterically. Then proceeded to tell her to suck it up and deal with it. Then, THEN, I hung up on her. Como what?! I would NEVER do that in real life! I promise that if any of you were to get knocked up unexpectedly and needed a shoulder to cry on, I'd be there!
The next night, I dreamed that Ronnie and I had split up (what?!) and he was with some hoity toity woman who had him by the you-know-whats. Which is hilarious because that man is stubborn and isn't bossed around by anyone! ha. But this woman was somehow in control of him and had him convinced that I was an unfit mother and should fight for full custody of V. And he was totally for it! WTF?! I woke up irrationally upset and approached him about it as if this were real life. Of course his response was, "Sounds about right". Because he knows I'm crazy and that would never happen.
Ronnie: if you're reading, feel free to stop now. THEN, last night's dream. I was partying with the Jersey Shore crew because apparently I'm single and a douche bag now? So after we're done with the fist pumping, we all go to the Situation's MOM'S house to stay the night. And in total Jersey Shore fashion, The Situation sneaked into my room and tried to get fresh! I told him I was not attracted to him and he BEGGED. Like on his knees, begged. (Geez, how hot was I in this dream?). I finally had to physically push him out of the room and lock the door behind him. Another WTF!!? Funniest part is that while watching Catfish last night (LOVE that freaking show, by the way), I saw him in a preview and thought "Poor guy, he is really ugly.". But of course I went on to have a sex-ish dream about him. Gross.
In conclusion, No, I don't want/need a second baby right now. No, I don't want to leave Ronnie. And no, I especially don't want to hook up with the Situation. Why can't I dream about my future mansion or something? Or about being the lead singer of a ska band? (Yeah I said it. Lifelong dream right there ;)
Tell me your weirdest dreams!